Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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