HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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