And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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