Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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