this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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