he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
