I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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