So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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