its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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