i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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