Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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