Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
She said her name was "party"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
