Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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