Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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