Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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