real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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