wat bout pragnant strippers??
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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