i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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