She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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