I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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