One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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