just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he just fucked me for my cheese..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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