butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
