Your mouth is God's brothel.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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