ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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