just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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