Don't you send me to vm
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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