It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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