Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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