I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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