i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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