Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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