You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We were destined to go to rehab together
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Randomize
