It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize