Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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