on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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