So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You made out with two different species that night
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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