Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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