Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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