I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
