Me too!
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
