i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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