I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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