i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
