I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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