We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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