She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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