hotel room ftw
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
3pm strippers are depressing
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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