we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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