My room smells like vodka and shame
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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