I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
