wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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