I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
ok first of all what the fuck
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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