Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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