my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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