he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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