Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think a kid would responsible me up
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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